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Family of twelve feared to have travelled to Margate

life beyond compare awaits you thereThree generations of one family are feared to have taken a perilous trip to Margate after being radicalised by the Margate-tourism website. “We fear they may have been taken in by the swathes of PhotoShopped beaches, images with pensioners airbrushed out and, of course, you can’t smell wee on a web page,” said a senior detective working on anti-radicalisation duties with Scotland Yard.

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London emergency services practice for Murray exit

expected to reach highest state of alert early next weekIntelligence officials have closed down sections of the UK’s capital, in order to stage a simulation of the terror conditions that will occur in the wake of the Wimbledon Champion ‘choking in the quarter finals’.

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UK approves ‘Gay-er marriage’

'wheel out Kylie!'Not to be out done by the United States’ decision to legalise same-sex marriage, the British judiciary has laid out plans to take marriage in general to a whole new level of kitsch.

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Cross Channel foot passengers facing migrant ‘piggy-backing’ misery

so cunning you'd hardly know they were thereFoot passengers returning to the UK from day trips to Calais are being subjected to attempts by illegal migrants to stow away inside their personal belongings.

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£1.5 trillion lost to cash transfer con in the UK

How have they got away with it for so long?At least £1.5 trillion has been lost in a nationwide scam that ‘encourages’ people to unwittingly transfer their money into a fraudster’s account, according to Financial Fraud Study (FFS).

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