Wigs flew, gowns were ripped and silk breeches muddied as senior members of the British Judiciary rioted in the Inns of Court yesterday afternoon. Many senior judges and lawyers say they are ‘at the end of their tether’ at having to preside over criminal cases involving poor people, causing barristers to run amok in London’s famous and historic legal district…
A man from Barnet has passionately reiterated his views that immigrants ‘exploit the system for their own personal gain’ today, whilst celebrating his successful application to have most of his debts written off.
Speaking outside Welshpool County Court, Nick Griffin, a 54-year-old man originally from Barnet, says he is ‘feeling great‘ after being freed from his personal financial obligations, before reconfirming that he is ‘incensed’ by the recent influx of ‘even more’ hard working migrants from Eastern Europe.
The council of British Druids have been working through the night to restore ley lines which have been damaged by recent storms. Many households have been without spiritual energy throughout the Yuletide holiday which has affected psychic connections in many parts of the country.
Two Identical soft toys that were separated only a few weeks after being manufactured, have been miraculously reunited two years later and just in time for Christmas. Neither toy had any idea that the other existed, but whilst apart, both led vastly different existences.