WorldBiscuit
Satan thanked Trump on Twitter ‘The last few years have been hell. Thank you @realdonaldtrump for seeing my conviction for what it is: a religious and political witch hunt by do-gooders and the alt-left!,’ he posted. [read...]
With further increases in army deployment promised, Afghanistan’s U.S. population is now so large, that this Islamic Republic has successfully applied for statehood. Not wanting to deal with the administration costs of redesigning the Stars and Stripes, [read...]
Donald Trump was looking increasingly isolated today as news emerged that he has sacked his imaginary best friend, also called ‘Donald’ who had previously been thought to be the closest person to the embattled president. [read...]
Ri Chun-Hee, the enthusiastic official mouthpiece for North Korean news broadcasts has defected to Fox news, where she will bring her considerable powers of blind patriotic jingoism to bear for her new Dear Leader, The Great Orange Saviour. [read...]
A newly-discovered historical document records the Nazi leader condemning what he called ‘violence all on sides’ during the liquidation of the Warsaw Ghetto in 1943. [read...]
