Rick Perry forgets which country he wants to be President of
‘What we need is a President who has a clear vision for our nation. And that is what I offer the people of…, the people of… Oh boy, just give me a minute, will you?’
WorldBiscuit
Iran on the brink of acquiring wind farm technology, warn experts
Iran is facing growing international condemnation after the international wind energy watchdog (IWEA) revealed the country is on course to have a fully operational wind farm by the end of 2012.
‘Youngest’ expedition to South Pole abandoned after 3rd day without Twitter
Plucky 20 year-old Belinda Baron had to abandon her attempt to be recognised as the youngest person to reach the South Pole on skis, after becoming cut off from all social networks for nearly 72 hours.
US announces staged withdrawal from ‘spillage in aisle 14’
US President Barack Obama has promised that all US troops will exit from Tesco Extra, Chingford by 2019 ‘at the very latest’. The staged withdrawal, is set to begin in earnest September 2013 – before the start of the unforgiving ‘English winter’ – with the removal of 12,000 troops from the Jams, Spreads, Preserves and Marmalades aisle.
7,000,000,000th visitor to planet plagued by annoying pop-up offering free prizes
The seven millionth human is being continually harassed by a computer pop-up reading ‘Congratulations! You are the 7,000,000,000th visitor to this planet. Click here to claim your free prize!’
Loading...