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President Trump’s plans for a Veterans’ Day military parade followed by a star-spangled dictatorship, have been delayed due to a shortage of tan-green uniforms in his size. Organizers have had to cancel 100 metric tonnes of bunting, [read...]
Ireland’s most saintly man, U2 lead-singer Bono, has announced that he has granted Pope Francis an audience with him later this year. It’s understood that the historic meeting will take place in Dublin next month when His Holiness visits Ireland, [read...]
Despite their best attempts to demolish the Temple of Bel, the Islamic State has been unable to explode a variety of stacked geometric shapes. Although the historical city of Palmyra boasts more than 1,000 columns, [read...]
Despite facing months of uncertainty trapped inside the Tham Luang cave complex, the twelve boys admit that it was preferable to enforced bike riders and jollity with their parents. The confined youngsters said that sitting in a damp, [read...]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, or in this case ‘a bicameral national legislature, comprising of two chambers’, it turns out it’s not. Like a blast from the past, [read...]
