WorldBiscuit
As the excitement of the US Presidential Elections starts drawing to a close, the Democratic Party is seeking a Twitter expert, it has been revealed. It appears their Presidential candidate lacks the knowledge and skills to undertake a major part of the role of the modern “President”. [read...]
The original franchise featured Macauley Culkin as a spoiled child who foils the efforts of burglars to break into his house by putting down ball bearings and similar childish traps. Culkin is now too mature for the role, [read...]
After a sterling effort from numnuts the nation over, the Brits have fallen just short in the 2020 World Health Organisation’s Pandemic Idiocy Award. Once again it’s the USA who have walked off with the prize, [read...]
Nearly 70 per cent of American serial killers are morbidly overweight, with many of them too fat to catch their victims, a disturbing new study has found. One doctor has predicted that the only psychopathic murderers left in the US by 2025 will be on TV shows like Dexter and Mindhunter. [read...]
Jacinda Ardern has apologised to her partner, Clarke Gayford, for winning a record victory in New Zealand’s General election. ‘We’ve got one of those modern equal partnership things,’ said an understandably distraught Mr. Clarke, wearily wiping infant sick off the lapel of his velour leisurewear top. [read...]
