WorldBiscuit
While Donald Trump is busy conflating the Israel/Palestine question with his breakfast order, the United Nations has suggested that a divided ownership of the President’s ideas might be best for all concerned. This would mean that the US retains ownership of Trump’s policies on women, [read...]
Hailed as ‘an area where both Jews and Arabs can equally apply for membership’, the plans, scribbled by the President on the back of a folder, detail the course’s layout, with the bombed-out remains of Gaza repurposed as a ‘hazard’, [read...]
An aggrieved middle-class left-wing activists has been ordered to suspend her disgust over an atrocity in the Middle East, until she knows which president ordered the carnage. [read...]
The Donald Trump hand, held by Theresa May on her recent visit to the White House, was probably a prosthetic limb according to a sensational claim by artificial limb experts. Number 10 has so far refused to comment on the reports. [read...]
A spokesman for Disney Studios has confirmed that one of their leading cartoon characters has been detained by security guards at Orlando International Airport Princes Jasmine – one of the main characters in the Aladdin feature film series – [read...]
