WorldBiscuit
With the current leader of the free world indefinitely banned from the social media platform Twitter, Donald Trump has been forced to resurrect his 2006 MySpace account to maintain a platform for his philosophical ramblings. [read...]
The supreme leader of North Korea has announced he’s distraught at the scenes of chaos which spilled out on the streets of Washington last night. Kim Jong-un said he was fervently hoping that one day the US would learn to be as civilised as his own country. [read...]
Despite avoiding extradition to the US, Mr. Assange has been denied bail on the grounds that he has not been tortured enough. Instead, he will experience a level of Covid lockdown normally reserved for Bellatrix Lestrange and the Count of Monte Cristo. [read...]
The backpackers – obviously mostly British – who flouted Australian COVID-19 rules by partying at a Sydney beach on Christmas Day, only did it to remind us they are twats, it has emerged. The plan clearly worked as footage of the young revellers in Santa hats and boarders that were shared on social media immediately screamed ‘twats’ within a few seconds of viewing. [read...]
As the Electoral College voted to confirm a Democrat victory, the world’s satirists have finally accepted that Joe Biden will be the next president of the USA, and that their days of having Donald Trump practically spoon feed them jokes will soon be over. [read...]
