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Taking a tough stance against extremist Remoaners, the Home Secretary has said he will be removing EU rights from anyone who holidays in Ibiza, wears a black turtleneck or has GCSE German. Post-Brexit, all young women will be required to say an oath of allegiance to the Independent Caliphate of Great Britain and its faith in warm beer. [read...]
Thousands of angry protesters against ‘El Naranja Presidente’ took to the streets of Washington to protest the longest running government shutdown. In solidarity, the people of Venezuela said they would do what they could to help the US topple a ‘corrupt regime’ and a President who had got less votes than his opponent. [read...]
Congress today blocked President’s Trump’s funding for a wall on the US southern border, on economic grounds. ‘An alleged major benefit of the wall will be to reduce the volume of drugs crossing the border by half,’ [read...]
Citizens of countries around the globe have been asked to vote in a Eurovision-style event to determine which country is the world’s biggest laughing stock at present. Early results seem to indicate The UK and US have both tied at first place, [read...]
In a surprise announcement, Nigel Farage, two or three time leader of UKIP has announced that he intends to remain a Member of the European Parliament after Brexit, despite having been the main campaigner for the UK to leave the EU and all its MEPs be made redundant. [read...]
