Regional tension increased by North Britain
The enigmatic leader of North Britain Ai-Lix Sal-Mon has increased diplomatic pressure in the region as he threatens to break all diplomatic relations with the South of the Island.
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Merkel launches ‘Frank Bank’ as final solution to Eurozone crisis
In the wake of financial woes in the Eurozone, it has now been confirmed that Angela Merkel has launched a new German led European ‘Frank Bank’.
Irish Government sells Saint Patrick to reduce national debt
St Patrick’s Day celebrations around the world are facing an uncertain future following today’s announcement by the Irish Government that it has sold the popular saint, and his associated festival day, to Germany in a desperate bid to reduce Ireland’s crippling national debt.
Saint Patrick, who has been Ireland’s national saint for over 1500 years and who is believed to be the only Irish cleric in history not to have been implicated in a child sex abuse scandal, was sold at an EU auction last night for the sum of €7.3 million, according to Taoiseach, Enda Kenny.
Falkland Islanders vote to become Caribbean
In a surprise outcome to Sunday’s sovereignty referendum, 98% of Falklanders have voted to ditch British nationality and switch allegiance to the sunnier, more laid back Caribbean.
UN finally intervenes in Syria, awards prize to ‘one millionth refugee’
The West finally made a positive intervention in the ongoing conflict which is devastating Syria by awarding a brand new Nissan Micra to the one millionth Syrian to cross the border into neighbouring states in the search for safety.
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