WorldBiscuit
Following the turmoil caused by the UK voting to leave the EU, officials have decided to award the job of running the organisation to Sky. A Sky spokesman explained that they were “terribly pleased to be awarded the multi-million Euro contract” [read...]
The Great British half-baked electorate and Leicester City have proven the pollsters to be no better than a bunch of soothsayers, who spend their days counting Facebook likes and chicken entails. Subsequently, with the advent of Brexit, [read...]
Major Tim Peake, the International Space Station crew member, has stated that he has absolutely no desire to return to earth on Saturday. In communications with his team on earth, Major Peake said that events back on his home planet had ‘taken a turn for the worse’ [read...]
Donald Trump has surprised many in the Republican Party once again, this time by revealing that the infamous and elusive Mexican drug lord Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman will be his vice-presidential candidate in the November election. [read...]
This week, North Korean teletubby Kim Jong Un has strained relations with UN member states by refusing to sign the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Photobombs. The happy-go-lucky despot has called on all war-mongering nations to ‘lighten up and embrace the fun of unprovoked sabotage’. [read...]
