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Tech giant Google has been criticised for the latest intrusion into people’s private lives with the ‘self-driving’ male organ which makes decisions using complex algorithms based on its owner’s browsing history, Facebook likes and taste in porn. [read...]
The President’s controversial policy of separating migrant children from their parents and keeping them in cages, has been fully supported by the mixed martial-arts fraternity and the makers of galvanised chain-link fencing. The hope is that these children will grow up with the requisite skills of a cage fighter; [read...]
It is not thought that an infinite amount of money will keep the European Commission going for more than a few years, but that is another subject. [read...]
A spokesman for Umlauts explained: ‘My client has been squiggling over the International Phonetic Alphabet for over a thousand years. Quite frankly it’s insulting to see some gurning chancer telling us how to feel – when James Corden will do that for free’. [read...]
Global celebrations kicked off at midnight in Australia with a huge fireworks display on Sydney Harbour Bridge, as the world’s citizens woke to a bright new future without their inboxes clogged with begging GDPR emails. [read...]
