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Following the deaths of over 1 million people – many of them teenagers – when a ‘crazed’ nation ran into a country and started spraying automatic gunfire at innocent civilians, President Trump has criticised the ‘cowards’ who didn’t run in and stop them. [read...]
The President Trump Corporation (in association with the NRA Investments & Loans LLC) has put forward its plans for hardening schools all across the United States to make them fit for the 21st century – [read...]
As the US scholastic arms race continues to escalate, President Trump has authorised High School Principals to begin deploying thermo nuclear weapons in a last-ditch effort to deter rogue school shooters. The move comes after the failing bid to thwart the attacks by arming teachers has lead to a massive increase in the number of… [read...]
Donald Trump today ordered all 72 million schoolchildren in the USA to undergo intensive commando training during the next school holidays. They will all then be issued with semi-automatic assault rifles, body armour and Kevlar helmets and allowed to resume their classes. [read...]
The World has owned up to having a ‘bit of a gambling problem’ as it rather sheepishly reflects on a £4 Trillion blowout and wonders how on earth it is going to tell the Missus. [read...]
