Nations begin traditional Christmas warfare
Countries around the world have begun bombing each other in the run up to Christmas.
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God finally agrees to save Queen
After years of indecision and holy fights with his conscience, God has finally decided to save the Queen.
Emails show Petraeus used the codename Mr Fluffywumbles
Disgraced CIA Director David Petraeus and his lover Paula Broadwell tried to hide their affair using a variety of code words and aliases, according to investigators. Gen Petraeus become Mr Fluffywumbles, whilst Mrs Broadwell is often referred to in email exchanges as Sgt. Jiggles.
Donald Trump forms his own militia
With US gun sales at a record high following Barack Obama’s re-election, American businessman Donald Trump has confirmed that he’s bought most of them, formed his own constitutional militia, and is planning to overthrow the US government.
US baby kissing ring exposed
America is in shock today as a major baby kissing ring involving prominent politicians was exposed on CBS documentary Newsnight. The scandal reaches across both party and racial lines, with Republican and Democratic politicians of both black and white ethnicity said to be in the ring. Estimates are that as many as 30,000 babies may have been kissed in the last few days alone.
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