Republicans ask Gingrich for an ‘open relationship’
As the race for the Republican Party presidential nomination heats up, an increasing number of GOP members are asking a resurgent Newt Gingrich if it would be okay if they saw other candidates.
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Somali pirates blame ‘Health and Safety gone mad’ for downturn
Pirates operating off the coast of Somalia have blamed ‘overregulation’ and an over-zealous attitude to enforcement of Health and Safety rules for their recent lack of success.
Shepherds complain after missing out in Bethlehem Secret Santa draw yet again
‘All we are asking for is a fair draw for the presents,’ continued the shepherd. ‘It’s the same story every year. We wrap up a lamb, struggle down the green hillside to visit the baby and stick our secret Santa present under the manger. But invariably we end up leaving with nothing other than some cow crap on our Jesus sandals.’
Axis of Evil to strengthen squad in January transfer window
The Axis of Evil will need to act quickly to strengthen their squad when the transfer window opens again in January if they are to compete on the global stage in 2012, according to TV pundit Alan Hansen.
Rick Perry forgets which country he wants to be President of
‘What we need is a President who has a clear vision for our nation. And that is what I offer the people of…, the people of… Oh boy, just give me a minute, will you?’
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