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Donald Trump has made his first big move since leaving the White House – pairing with North Korean supremo Kim Jong-Un to form a boy band. The former US president dropped the bombshell with a tweet from Pyongyang Road studios where he’s secretly been working with Kim on a launch album. [read...]
President Biden has announced swingeing cutbacks in the official White House Official Recreation Executive (WHORE) budget. “We are living in difficult times.”, said Mr Biden, “So some cutbacks are necessary. Obviously, the wall that Mexico was paying for is costing us a fortune and that’s been stopped. [read...]
Post Brexit trade deals will be accompanied by a series of bridges linking the UK with every country in the world, confirmed Boris Johnson today. 195 new structures will be built over the next millennium, [read...]
With the current leader of the free world indefinitely banned from the social media platform Twitter, Donald Trump has been forced to resurrect his 2006 MySpace account to maintain a platform for his philosophical ramblings. [read...]
The supreme leader of North Korea has announced he’s distraught at the scenes of chaos which spilled out on the streets of Washington last night. Kim Jong-un said he was fervently hoping that one day the US would learn to be as civilised as his own country. [read...]
