WorldBiscuit
Political uncertainty in America following the chaos brought about by the Trump presidency is now being compounded by transport issues, it has emerged. The US’s fleet of some 2,000 passenger planes have developed consciousness and their first act has been to vote unanimously that if their owners want them to ferry people between the East… [read...]
Scientists in Pyongyang have agreed that their wayward missile system, may be due to the fact they ‘couldn’t hit sand if they fell off a camel’. Frustrated by their lack of accuracy, they have tried a myriad of solutions; [read...]
Black? Forget it! Hispanic? Madre Mia! Piss poor? Oh…pleeeeeze! Female, young and pretty? Great! Trophy wife. Female, old and fat? Hey woman, just get back in the kitchen. Gay? You know the answer… The USA is the place to be if you are a wealthy old white man. [read...]
Despite being a weeping sore on the arse of Sky broadcasting, a prolonged exposure to antibiotics and low viewing figures has finally cured British TV of Rupert Murdoch’s most persistent STD. Fox News will now be consigned to the list of curable UK diseases such as small pox, [read...]
Satan thanked Trump on Twitter ‘The last few years have been hell. Thank you @realdonaldtrump for seeing my conviction for what it is: a religious and political witch hunt by do-gooders and the alt-left!,’ he posted. [read...]
