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New evidence has emerged from the ancient city of Pompeii concerning details of a lockdown, before it was buried under tons of volcanic ash and pumice following the eruption of Mount Vesuvius. Inscriptions found in the box office of the cities ruined ampitheatre show that officials were over zealous in interpreting the governments admittedly mixed… [read...]
Regrettably, due to lockdown, the USA has been unable to fulfil its primary aim; of life, liberty and the pursuit of other people’s oil. Instead of being focused on killing innocent people abroad, they have had to turn their sights on eradicating their own citizens – which Native Americans simply call being ‘retro’. [read...]
President of the free world and social media aficionado, Donald Trump has been advised by a group of scientists, heavily disguised as Evangelical preachers, that there could be a second and third wave of the virus as well as a possible Mexican wave. [read...]
International Shirkers’ Day – the annual celebration of slackers, skivers and layabouts – traditionally takes place the day after May Day, signifying the lackadaisical approach of those workers that overslept, took a sickie or just couldn’t be arsed to attend events planned for May 1st. [read...]
With the strapline ‘See Naples and die…before you get there’, one Tripoli-based cruise company is reporting a bumper season by tempting hundreds of African tourists to take up the offer of no-frills trips part of the way to the Sicilian coast. [read...]
