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Ri Chun-Hee, the enthusiastic official mouthpiece for North Korean news broadcasts has defected to Fox news, where she will bring her considerable powers of blind patriotic jingoism to bear for her new Dear Leader, The Great Orange Saviour. [read...]
A newly-discovered historical document records the Nazi leader condemning what he called ‘violence all on sides’ during the liquidation of the Warsaw Ghetto in 1943. [read...]
Unsure as to whether they had recently tested six intercontinental ballistic missiles or only five, the DPRK [Democratic People’s Republic of Korea] increased their rhetoric against the US by waving a long-range .44 Magnum in the general direction of Guam. [read...]
Have you ever done something that you’d have preferred didn’t come to light? Do you often open that great big mouth of yours without first putting your brain into gear and instantly regret it? Then ‘The Expert’s Guide to Whitewashing’ [read...]
The British Army has formed a new, fully mechanised moped unit – the 1st Mounted Moped Brigade, based in Hackney. Following the huge success of moped gangs in terrorising Londoners, army chiefs quickly saw the military potential and, [read...]
