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The world’s most humourless walking pumpkin, Donald Trump, has finally recognised he needs to officially lose not only the US election, but also a few pounds of blubber from his waist and most other areas of his anatomy. [read...]
The President-erect has rewarded Nigel Farage, the People’s Prime Minister, with a significant portion of real estate and the keys to Ivana Trump. Addressing a packed crowd of cowering press, Mr. Trump said: ‘To thank Mr Farage for being a really great guy and good people, [read...]
The Chinese government has tonight conceded that, even though it has launched a 6G satellite into orbit, it still hasn’t come up with a new pandemic it could spread. “We just can’t improve on Covid-19,” [read...]
Lawyers representing President Donald Trump have outlined the reasons why he believes he has a strong legal case to challenge Joe Biden’s claim to have won the US presidential election. “It is clear from the votes that have been counted that Mr Trump lost the popular vote in this election and therefore he should still… [read...]
As the excitement of the US Presidential Elections starts drawing to a close, the Democratic Party is seeking a Twitter expert, it has been revealed. It appears their Presidential candidate lacks the knowledge and skills to undertake a major part of the role of the modern “President”. [read...]
