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Identity of that person Angela Merkel reminds you of finally revealed
‘She’s one of those people. She doesn’t look like an international statesperson at all. She’s so… what can I say? ordinary…. but yet so oddly familiar.’ [read...]
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North Korea threatens Japan with long-range emperors
The statement comes after the rogue state fired several short-range ballistic monarchs from its South Hwanghae province into the sea. [read...]
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Trump’s penis to be carved onto Mount Rushmore
The US National Park Service has announced the first addition since 1941 to the world-famous carvings at the Mount Rushmore National Memorial. By the end of 2019, the heads of former presidents George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, [read...]
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Out now! ‘The Expert’s Guide to Whitewashing’ by Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Have you ever done something that you’d have preferred didn’t come to light? Do you often open that great big mouth of yours without first putting your brain into gear and instantly regret it? Then ‘The Expert’s Guide to Whitewashing’ [read...]
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Man has no spare capacity to worry about Kashmir
News that India and Pakistan might be heading for a new conflict, failed to resonate with Mark Gayle (39), who was too busy ‘crapping his pants’ over Trump, Brexit and the England Test Score. Prioritising other threats, [read...]