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‘As an Orthodox fundamentalist, I believe that Yahweh gifted the Land of Israel to the Jews for all time,’ said Baruch Levy, an Israeli settler on the Golan Heights. ‘But on the other hand, mmmm, [read...]
Brits have been advised not to plan too many activities this weekend as World War Three is tentatively scheduled to break out at some stage. The Met Office issued a warning that WW3 is likely to bring considerably more disruption to travel than last month’s ‘Beast from the East.’ Even though it sounds bad, [read...]
Theresa May intensified pressure on the Kremlin today by expelling their top agent, Jheremyovich Corbyn, from the UK. Following on from the expulsion of 23 Russian diplomats, and in anticipation of tit-for-tat expulsions by the Kremlin, [read...]
While conspiracy theories surround the attempted assassination of spy Sergei Skripal, the Russian President was keen to emphasize that he would not be so incompetent to use out-of-date nerve agent, a Salisbury park bench and a Zizzi’s salad. [read...]
Russian Sports Minister Pavel Kolobkov has written to FIFA officials in Zurich asking what exactly is it they have to do to be stripped of hosting the World Cup later this year. [read...]
