WorldBiscuit
Online parent forums were aflame with criticism that Kim Jong-un was asking North Korea to sit a thermo-nuclear test far too early, without proper preparation for key stage 2 and with disregard for the ensuing diplomatic fallout. [read...]
Now it’s like I’ve got to do the next week’s massacres up front to afford the time off, otherwise it just all piles up waiting for you for when you get back. I don’t know why they call it time off work – it’s work delayed or work brought forward more like. [read...]
The year 2016 has bowed to overwhelming public demand and consented to terminate itself with immediate effect. Despite being only a little more than half over, 2016 has been universally regarded as the worst year ever and it has apologised unreservedly for its conduct. [read...]
Theresa May has taken the bold decision to appoint Colonel Blimp’s pre-cum to the post of Foreign Secretary, elevating Mr. Johnson to a place where ‘he can do some actual harm’. Flattered by his new role, [read...]
Leaders of the European Union have reacted swiftly to Brexit news by planning to fill the void with a someone a little less picky about concepts of democracy and who is rarely troubled by migrants. [read...]
