Mid-term madness?
There are less than thirty days to the US mid-term elections. The polls look very bad for Donald Trump, so he’ll need to put in an unbelievable performance to turn things around.
Here are our best predictions of what you can expect...
Trump tries to shout down the price of oil, again
Trump offers to arm Argentina so that they can take back Las Malvinas on condition that they are renamed The American Islands and that the US gets all the oil
Millions of dollars are spent on social media disinformation and lies
Trump demolishes the White House west-wing to build a new casino
Trump declares victory over Iran because Iran hasn't gained a single inch of territory
The Board of Peace takes over FIFA. FIFA announces that 2028 World Cup will be held in Gaza in 2028, just before the US presidential elections
ICE officers are filmed eating immigrants' pets
Trump tries to shout down interest rates, again
Iran steals the Epstein files in full and publishes them. Trump says it's all fake news.
In a bizarre tribute to Douglas Adams, Donald Trump decides to insult all world leaders in alphabetical order
Trump confirms his third and fourth terms
Trump suspends the US Constitution due to a National Emergency that he will explain ‘shortly’
Trump's mates buy all US media outlets. All media outlets predict a massive ground-breaking, world-beating, lip-smacking, thirst-quenching, mid-term election win for Trump.
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