The biggest girl group of the 1980s have announced that they are to re-form with their original line-up and stand against the Prime Minister Theresa May in her Maidenhead constituency. The group will campaign on an anti-Brexit pro-European platform with a touch of catchy dance-oriented pop music thrown in. [read...]
Fears were expressed today for the employment prospects of the nation’s newspaper columnists, following the revelation that software has been developed that can do their jobs for them.
Originally dubbed the Toynbot, as it was intended to cover for Polly Toynbee at the Guardian during her summer sojourns in Tuscany, [read...]
‘Green Cross Coda’, a newly commissioned Public Information Film directed by Quentin Tarantino in reportedly running £40 million over budget. With a body count of 150 and rising, the Home Office is considering pulling the plug, [read...]
Nonagenarian confectionary fan and grandfather of the more famous Charlie, ‘Grandpa’ Joe Bucket has had his Incapacity Benefit stripped after claims about his fitness for work have come under scrutiny.
The self-declared invalid, [read...]
The long-awaited new U2 album ‘U Wi$h!’ is to be released on a nanochip format to be downjected within next Winter’s flu-jab. The revolutionary hardware connects to auditory receptors in the brain drawing enough energy to power playing of the album on an indefinite loop. [read...]