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Amid increasing paranoia surrounding the sharing of private data, Royal Mail is preparing for a massive comeback for traditional letter-writing. Scientists have welcomed the move, believing this may be the last chance for teenagers to learn cursive script before their opposable thumbs evolve entirely into texting organs. [read...]
Mark Zuckerberg is to replace Chris Cox as Facebook chief product officer with man of mystery David Blaine as the company prepares to face MPs in a parliamentary inquiry into data abuse.
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The naked fries listed on the food board at £7.25 for a small container are, when it boils down to it, effectively chips, the manager at a hipster food outlet begrudgingly admitted today. The news was revealed by Michael O’Mahoney, [read...]
Senior Tories today lined up with a consortium of foreign investors to launch a scathing attack on Labour’s John McDonnell’s plan to nationalise Britain’s water and Power industries. A Tory spokesperson said that this was just another example of Labour wanting to take from the Rich to help the Poor. [read...]
A panel of health experts has determined that the entire budget of the NHS is insufficient to cover the urgent care of billionaires. They propose a ring-fenced tax to support Richard Branson’s modest health needs; [read...]
