BusinessBiscuit
Riding high on uncritical acclaim after publishing a report saying that switching to a 4 day week could create 500,000 new jobs, barely-think tank Autonomy have followed up with further astounding revelations to get Britain back on its ‘whatsisnames; [read...]
Millions of people who used to spend their working week at inconveniently located offices have made it abundantly clear that a work-shy cock-up machine isn’t going to tell them to do unjustifiable twaddle any more. [read...]
A man who believed that August’s 50% discount on eating out was a gift from heaven is apoplectic after having it beaten into him that the resulting shortfall will, of course, ultimately come out of taxpayer’s pocket. [read...]
A Swindon-based office worker spent nearly 2 hours today agonising over his email sign-off. 28 year-old Marketing assistant Greg Parker was visibly anguished by the potentially cosmic ramifications of using either ‘Regards’ or ‘Kind Regards’ [read...]
In a bid to alleviate the current industrial action by its pilots, Irish budget airline and all-round slaughterhouse wagon Ryanair has announced that it has employed legendary air ace, James ‘Biggles’ Bigglesworth to fly its Costa del Sol route. [read...]
