Modern-day nativity ruined as Mary and Joseph submit online tax return
‘Still, everyone loved the Moira Stewart character, and her ‘tax doesn’t have to be taxing’ line really stole the show.’
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Parents of A-Level loser plan gap year
Following his disastrous A-level results, the parents of James Ardingly have decided to take a year out while he works for his re-sits next summer.
Creationist school appears out of nowhere
‘Today the kids have Intelligent Design and Technology in which they have to devise and build their own ark. Then, this afternoon, it’s double pseudoscience followed by flat earth geography.’
‘Worst’ primary schools to become zoos
The 25 worst-performing primary schools are to be redesignated as zoos, according to Michael Gove, the Education Secretary. The schools will be used to both protect endangered feral children, and to provide entertainment to the British public.
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