While the NHS is establishing passport checks for patients, British tourism is demanding full medicals for those hoping to enjoy the drizzly delights of Bognor. As is well known, a blustery UK vacation is the perfect antidote for any pre-existing medical condition; [read...]
GP receptionists have insisted that they be given full control over all aspects of NHS finances and public health policy, it has emerged.
Under the plans, Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt will be made redundant and forced into a lucrative post in the private sector, [read...]
Morons with no attention span who are too fucking useless to bring their children up properly have welcomed the discovery that attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD), often referred to as ‘Little Bastard Syndrome’, is genetic in origin rather than the result of bad parenting. [read...]
Research has found that Zika-infected mosquitos are also suffering from a wide range of debilitating conditions that could cause serious long-term health problems. The US Centre for Disease Control (CDC) says the number of chubby insects could be in the high millions and has warned people not to eat cakes that may have come into contact with the winged creatures. [read...]