During this cost-of-living crisis, many are struggling to make ends meet. Here are some hints to help you to save a few pounds: 1. Clear...

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Faced with a bad financial situation, the Chancellor is expected to put all National Inquiries on hold for twelve months. This will save loads of money.

"After a thorough investigation into our pathetic tendency to release hundreds of prisoners a year by mistake," a spokes-revolving door for the Prison Service told reporters, "we have narrowed the problem down to our computer system.

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With the news that the hero who put his life in danger in the Huntington attack is a Muslim Algerian immigrant, Reform Ltd has stated it will have a policy of 'true British heroes only' when they come to power.

Following a painstaking investigation by BBC’s Panorama programme, convicted murderer The Rev Green, is to be released from prison after...

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"We issued express orders to staff at Royal Lodge to turf out this inmate and deport him to secure accommodation in our category C Sandringham establishment," said a spokes-sceptre for Buckingham Palace.

In the Style of Dorothea Lange during the Great Depression

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Political groupie and Brand Ambassador for vodka Nadine Dorries has decided to have ‘one last fling’ at becoming a Dame. Many thought her political career was over when she announced that she was leaving the House of Commons, though she bravely continued drawing the salary for a year so we wouldn’t feel abandoned.

Convicted criminals across the country have strongly suggested we should 'completely scrap' the criminal justice system. Ben, who...

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