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Bath-time Trump ensures world peace by starting nuclear stand-off with Russia
'Failed ex-president Medvedev is saying that all my demands to Russia to make peace with Ukraine are moving Russia and the US closer to war,' blubbed President Trump from a gold-plated bath tub

Jeremynh
Aug 4, 2025


Six New Contestants Battle it out on: 'Whose Hand Is That?'
Winner: MrQ Runners-Up: "Remaining members of conga line look on as leaders plunge to their death over low rooftop parapet."...

Kit Caboodle
Aug 4, 2025


He’s shouting, and four other signs a man is listening to music
Performing a singular activity for a man can be a tortuous exercise, particularly if his focus and concentration have been hijacked by...

DavidH
Aug 4, 2025


Liam Neeson to remake Schindler’s List in Frank Drebin persona
Having proved his talent for deadpan comedy in the recent Naked Gun remake, Liam Neeson has said he would be interested in remaking his most famous film, Schindler's List, in a similar style.
eppursimuove
Aug 4, 2025


70s progrock band "Starmer's Function Creep"
The Labour Party is restricting something that has been around for 3000 years. No, not disillusioned Labour voters. Porn. New laws mean...

Wrenfoe
Aug 3, 2025

MrQ
Aug 3, 2025

deskpilot
Aug 3, 2025


All UK parks to have their own Elaine Page
The PM has backed plans to have the musical 'Chess' played in every park. A graffiti resistant Elaine Page will belt out songs to the...

Wrenfoe
Aug 3, 2025



ModelMaker
Aug 3, 2025


Labour Party agree sponsorship deal with Man Utd
After the Barcelona football team agreed a sponsorship deal with an African country, another unusual deal is hitting the headlines. ...

deskpilot
Aug 3, 2025

Joe
Aug 2, 2025


Legislation proposed to protect MPs from online porn
I t’s the scourge of our age. Innocent, naïve MPs falling prey to internet pornographers. ‘As soon as they know a person was born before...

Sully
Aug 2, 2025


UK to install recording devices in your arse
After online censorship, onboard breathalysers, the next logical step is Rectal Freedom Plugs. RFPs will be inserted in every adult,...

Wrenfoe
Aug 2, 2025

deskpilot
Aug 2, 2025
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