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New species of badger discovered with vital organs on the inside

It has been observed walking around instead of just lying at the side of the road bleeding while being eaten by birds, and is also around a foot higher.

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FA launches ‘Let’s Kick Climate Change Denial Out of Football’ campaign

crowds insisting that never in a million years was that offsetFootball fans who make offensive chants about wind turbines could face stiff jail sentences under plans to ‘get tough’ with climate change deniers.

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Hot summer could wipe out Goth population, experts warn

‘Drought conditions aren’t an issue since they rarely wash, but they are poorly equipped to deal with high temperatures as they can’t take off their black jeans and duffel coats.’

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Conservationist delighted with successful reintroduction of Neighbour’s Cat

almost impossible to spot, but leaves clues behind‘I tempted the cat back with a sandpit and was overjoyed the first time my kids came in covered from head to toe in cat shit. It was a sure sign they’d returned!’

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Over-trimming reduces Brazilian rainforest to narrow North-South strip

environmentalists hoping that South America will turn itself aroundA study by conservationists has found that changing attitudes to deforestation by fashion-conscious logging firms has led to the curious spectacle of the almost total denuding of the Brazilian treeline, apart from a thin north-south strip which is trimmed back enthusiastically at the first sign of it spreading.

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