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Three held on charges of historic crimes against music
Following a raid at an address in Manchester, it’s understood three men have been arrested by police and are being questioned regarding...

Chipchase
Oct 2, 2025


Nation's serial killers announce dismemberment outsourcing deal
The National Union of Serial Killers today announced a ground-breaking dismemberment outsourcing deal allowing them to focus on core...

simonjjames
Oct 2, 2025


Lockjaw
Oct 2, 2025


Lockjaw
Oct 2, 2025


Michelle Mone may be aware of £122 Million Gown Fraud verdict
PPE Medpro is to payback the £122,000,000 to the government for gown fraud. The agreement is to pay £100 a month for the next one million...
BillClay
Oct 2, 2025


Gaza interim leader Blair calls Gordon Brown in for "one last job"
The potential new Gaza authority interim leader, Tony Blair, is looking to bring in former Deputy and PM Gordon Brown for "one last job"....

simonjjames
Oct 1, 2025


'Uggi' Blair to reprise historic president's poodle act
"I am so very excited about the President's wonderful transitional peace plan for Gaza," gushed four-legged Tony Blair, lolling out his...

Jeremynh
Oct 1, 2025


Cast of It Ain't Half Hot, Mum to take charge of petrol crisis.
After announcing that the army is to help resolve the fuel crisis, Grant Shapps, has confirmed that the concert party from 1970s BBC...

dominic_mcg
Oct 1, 2025


Burnum denies any leadership ambitions
Mancunius Burnum, one of the most popular members of the Roman senate, has denied that he is anything but 100% supportive of “that...
eppursimuove
Oct 1, 2025


Horoscopes for October by 'Krystal Balls'
Aries You are a committed, passionate and obsessive person. You naturally, therefore, spend a lot of your time following your passions,...
Lockjaw
Oct 1, 2025


Lockjaw
Oct 1, 2025


‘Short Man’ energy to be harnessed by National Grid
Scientists at the University of Padgate claim to have discovered a new energy source. ‘Short men fizz with this dark, somewhat chaotic...

Sully
Oct 1, 2025


Rapunzel, A Wet Sponge and Spicy Boys - NewsBiscuit Podcast 53
Episode 53: Rapunzel, A Wet Sponge and Spicy Boys Comedy news from NewsBiscuit Featuring Guests: SparklyBob and Ian Searle Host: Wrenfoe....

NewsBiscuit
Sep 30, 2025


Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month September 2025
Another great month and Desky has done it again, however SimonJJames has given him a good run for his money. Eppy and jeremynh haven't...

Throngsman
Sep 30, 2025


Shock and outrage as Farage reveals secret swan meat addiction shame
Reform UK leader, Nigel Farage, today revealed that his latest tirade about migrants eating swans in Royal Parks were in fact a...

simonjjames
Sep 30, 2025
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