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Lockjaw
Sep 27, 2025


Judas apologises for Good Friday 'confusion'
In a rare public statement, former disciple Judas Iscariot has apologised for the 'confusion' caused by his actions leading up to Good Friday in AD 30.

Guest Author
Sep 26, 2025


World's first gravy shop opens in Oldham
'Gravy Status' is believed to be the first outlet in the world serving pure gravy to gravyholics.

Steveb
Sep 26, 2025


Rees-Mogg assures the British public that earthquakes are perfectly safe
Fears that fracking could cause the British Isles to crack and sink without trace have been dismissed by His Majesty's custodian of the...

Oshaughnessy
Sep 26, 2025


Millions fooled by 'Nigel Mirage' say British geographers
'A Nigel Mirage occurs when the leader of Reform announces what seems from a distance to be a radical and ruthless new policy proposal but which, when you get closer to it, suddenly disappears.

Jeremynh
Sep 26, 2025

mcdabble
Sep 25, 2025


Reform plans to scrap films with subtitles
Reform UK has announced it would abolish foreign films with subtitles, especially Welsh, if the party wins the next election.

simonjjames
Sep 25, 2025


Doctors warn against listening to Trump while pregnant
Doctors have warned pregnant women not to listen to Donald Trump, as doing so could harm their unborn child.

Sir Lupus
Sep 25, 2025


Kremlin colleagues urged to give Putin a hug
NATO leaders have asked their counterparts at the Kremlin to do a welfare check on Vladimir Putin. “He seems a little stressed”, said a...

Sully
Sep 25, 2025

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Sep 25, 2025


Lockjaw
Sep 25, 2025
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