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WINNER

So... pineapple express. Is there something you want to share with us, John? by Wally Dug


RUNNERS UP

We’re facing a major supply chain bottleneck. The truck can only carry one pineapple. by cerebrovore

I was only joking when I said "Bring me the head of Carmen Miranda" by Rob Falconer

Dave counters argument that meeting was fruitless by apepper

Do either of you understand Kama Sutra position 31 ? by Sinnick

The train of thought arrives just in time. by Matilda

"So, we need to make a three course dinner for six from these ingredients ..." by FlashArry

Our latest advertising posters are being designed by a cubist ... by Rob Falconer

So, tell me again, how does... this sell haemorrhoid cream? by Wally Dug


WINNER

I'm you, from the future - we're still a virgin. Wally Dug


RUNNERS UP


Derek was definitely taking the mirror straight back to B&Q on Monday by Robfalconer

They met through a back alley, the lights came on, they agreed the best way to look innocent was to pass drugs. by Matilda

And suddenly Michelangelo had an idea for the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel by Robfalconer

It shouldn't take us long to put the chairs out for the Conservative Party Conference by Sinnick

Barry needed both hands in the manly handshake stand-off by Lockjaw

"And you're quite sure they are the UK seats of power? Done! " by writinginbsl

A scrap Dealer ,yet his hands are so soft ,thought Justin by Tonymc

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