Another great month for Deskpilot, and this time he doesn't have to share first place. In fact, he is far and away in the lead by a country mile. SteveB has had a cracking month, too, scoring in all of the categories.
Eppursimuove has had a fantastic month as well with five front pages and six NiBs.
As usual, the full list of links to these subs are below the leaders board, as is the link to the cartoon of the month and the full list of headlines for this month
Front Page, News in Brief and Features
Adrian Bamforth
apepper
bigbadbob
billclay
Chipchase
Chrisf
Deskpilot
eppursimuove
Granger
hrp27
Ian Searle
Jack the Quipper
jeremynh
Lockjaw
McDabble
Midfield Diamond
Modelmaker
Robowurzel
Sir Lupus
Sketchly
SteveB
Stewartbarclay
Sully
Sydalg
Throngsman
Walter Eagle
Wrenfoe
Cartoon of the month goes to Lockjaw with Meanwhile, in Ancient Greece ...
Headlines
Adrian Bamforth
Homophobic Iranian President went down on big chopper
apepper
Delicate negotiations might persuade USA to move "S" from "Legos" to end of "Math"
apepper
ICC warrant for Netanyahu makes Ashes selection "unlikely"
Man who bred six seater horse admits he's got a lot riding on it
NHS order too many prosthetic limbs; hospitals up in arms
Sunak ignores teams of fat ladies singing outside Downing Street
Supermarket shelf stacker moved from laundry products is out of his comfort zone
Beau-Jolly
Eurovision: "Not over until the bearded lady sings"
bigbadbob
Boris forgot ID but at least this time wore trousers
billclay
SNP to elect new up and coming leader: Elizabeth McTruss
Deskpilot
All Universities required to become Diversities
Braverman criticises Sunak: inside the tent, pissing in
Comedian risks jail time for violating gag order
Diane Abbott to join Tories
Doctors concerned as Trump decides not to speak in court
Free Julian Assange! (buyer collects)
I'm trying to give up being a pirate, but the patches aren't working
Impoverished sado-masochist is strapped for cash
International Court of Justice orders tide not to come in
Keir Starmer plans quadruple pension lock
Keir's taking the election so seriously that he's washed his hair
Labour party surprised to find no billboards available anywhere in Britain
Labour plans restrictions on cartoons? Keir Starmer won't be drawn
Meringue making champion beaten by a whisker
Naked cribbage player scores one for his nob
Nigel Farage offers to lead SNP
Pals with receding hairlines say they go back a long way
Parasite found in Devon water is 'not Prince Harry'
Prince William accidentally calls the FA Cup 'Dad'
Raspberry ice cream causes ripple of excitement
Rishi goes a whole week without talk of a leadership contest
Stormy Denials
Sunak turns down invitation to appear on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Tories forecast to lose Eurovision
Tories suffering from electoral dysfunction
Trump begs stupid people to send him money
Trump not let off
Water companies to dispose of sewage in white balloons
Welsh First Minister sacks assembly member over leeks
dominic_mcg
David Cop-a-feel
Ed Davey shows Sunak how to get drenched in style
Straight man caught enjoying Eurovision
granger
Humza Yousaf - Glaswegian for hum that yourself.
Hokeyloki
Last week's racing at Devon - Jumps at Newton Abbot, Trots at Brixham
Sacked tattooist drew on friends for support
ian searle
Cocaine worth £40 million found in car park still not enough to pay for two hours parking
Customers advise South West Water to boil their heads
Diane Abbott told to defect
Eurovision remains neutral as Switzerland wins song contest
Hovercraft engineer accused of up-skirting
Last ever episode of the long running sitcom 'The Tory Party' confirmed for this year
Tories ask, "Can we have our MP's back, please?"
Tory Party votes to allow woke members
Vennells told she is in 'la-la land', but records show it was Emma Stone
Jack the Quipper
2024 General Election renamed 'Pin The Tail On The Donkey'
Floor of Commons renamed 'Rubicon'
Greens upset Scots - and not for the first time...
Hamas confirm they will hand over the remaining hostages when they find enough coffins
NHS offers hospital beds via Booking.com
NI government to fit revolving door to Stormont
Starmer's focus shifts from small boats to asylum seeking Tory MPs
Under 9s sex education lessons moved to bike sheds
jbpage
Attila the Hun joins Labour - but Karl Marx banned for life
Post Office paid Paula Vennells 5 million pounds to know nothing about anything
Tories to re-introduce British Empire
jim Skinz
Boats on all English rivers now required to have a poop deck
Boeing banned from appearing in The Great British Take Off
Pickpocket Of The Year winner walks off with top prize
Tories unveil Stop The Turncoats campaign
Joanne Starkie
Things Can Only Get Wetter for Sunak
mcdabble
In politics, expect the unexpecrickey!
Netanyeehaa!
NHS to hire orangutans as part of new cost saving plan
NHS trusts to be run solely by ChatGPT
Thames Water in talks to buy North Korean balloon waste disposal technology
Modelmaker
14th birthday party held for town's pothole
Army will teach teenagers how to fight with knives properly
Eamonn Holmes will be Ruthless after divorce say tabloids
Monty Panesar puts new spin on his reason for leaving George Galloway's party
Sunak having emergency surgery for gasted flabber
Tree Fellers charged over Sycamore Gap scandal, but only two appeared in court
Not Titus
Tories lead UK to Eurovision Zero!
robowurzel2
Suella Braverman insists she is not Spartacus
rogerg
RHS President, Keith Weed, denies he is a plant
sinnick
Scientists identify Dyslexia gene in NDA
Sketchly
Introducing: The Swiss Army Spoon
Woman claims she is being Gaslighted. Man corrects her - ‘Gaslit’
SteveB
Aviation regulator grounds all flying carpets
'Circular saw terrible at cutting circles' says bad workman
Former Lib Dem Liz Truss crosses floor to Labour 'to complete the triple'
Gove quits, but this is not a reference to cocaine
Journalist in toilet warns that her report contains flush photography
Pope Catholic, bear sh!ts in woods, Trump guilty
Rayner cleared but now being investigated for wasting police time
Strange colourful lights in the sky just seepage from ABBA hologram concert
stewartbarclay
Charles: 'Can you make it look like I'm bathing in the blood of my enemies?'
Diddy? Yes. He did
Titus
Baker street sewer blocked - no sh!t, Sherlock
Compensation to be paid via Post Office to avoid errors & delays
Paula Vennells adopts the Manuel defence - 'I know n-o-thing!'
Tearful Paula Vennells seeks post as CEO of water works company
Walter Eagle
'Mange' - Starmer seeks the canine vote
Next Chelsea manager to be on zero hours contract
will
Rishi Sunak - The Wet Man of Europe
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