It might be one of the shorter months, but it looks like we have had record numbers of subs and headlines. James_doc has pulled out all the stops, scoring an incredible 56 points. Well done James. Deskpilot and eppusimouove have been running neck and neck through the month, with Desky pulling ahead by one point. Wren and mcdabble have also been in a slug-fest, too.
As usual, the cartoon of the month is below the full list of links to this month's subs and is itself followed by the full list of headlines.
Front Page, News in Brief and Features
Alba Late
Benvoleo
billclay
ChrisF
Chipchase
DavidH
Deskpilot
Dominic_mcg
eppursimuove
Garibaldi
Gerontius
herculepoisson
hokeyloki
ian searle
james_doc
jim Skinz
jeremynh
Lockjaw
McDabble
Midfield Diamond
Modelmaker
sinnick
Sir Lupus
SteveB
Sully
Sydalg
thatwasbeast
Throngsman
Titus
Walter Eagle
watchermark
Wrenfoe
Cartoon of the month goes to BillClay with Trump 2028 Election slogan just dropped
Headlines
Adrian Bamforth
Pavement fouling to be policed by faecial recognition software
Alba Late
Flatmate Found Being Honest about the Bills
apepper
Man addicted to fractions confined to quarters
Trump drops bunker buster, "I'd give it 10 minutes if I were you."."
Trump makes 3 hour speech saying he's not thinking about Elon
ashbery
US bunker bomb capable of creating 1.5m terrorists
Benvoleo
Bombing hospitals now bad, says Israel
bigbadbob
Dads “reluctantly” take kids to see Kylie
Leg washes-up on beach, Police looking for one-legged man
Man repeatedly kicking self in nuts still claims to be a “stable genius”
Scotland to reach 25C, Met Office issues a Ginger alert
Trump branded mobile phone only available on Orange
Deskpilot
Arsonist caught using burner phone
Climate change blamed for earliest ever start to summer travel chaos
Donald Trump keen to make Iran great again
Lion sanctuary something to take pride in
Man who fell sick at airport 'terminally ill'
Not Ukraine, says Putin. I set my own planes on fire
Orienteer disappointed by the Latitude Festival
Perfectly coiffed Starmer announces grooming gang inquiry
Rugby Union says concussion lawsuits are a real headache
Rumours of string quartet split 'baseless'
Tabloids in new search for Madeleine McCann headlines
Winter fuel: government castigated for doing the right thing
Dick Everyman
Musk Rats
dominic_mcg
Trump only bombs places he can spell
eppursimuove
Wales issues drought warning after 'several hours without rain'
Granger
Bezos wedding presents delivered to wrong address
Israel bombs Iranians to set them free!
ian searle
Insults become the only trade which hasn't suffered under Trump
Jury retires in mushroom murder trial and is locked in a dark room
Trump calls off trade talks with Funky Pigeon dot com saying, "We hold all the cards"
James_doc
Bargain Hunt Expert's Sentence May Increase at Auction
Claudia Winkleman to Receive MBE at Fringe Event
Click here for pictures of Princess Catherine's puppies
Kent Council DOGE Recommends Sevenoaks becomes Threeoaks
Poll shows public support National Service for others
Pornhub Leaves Mess After Pulling Out of France
Violence in Ballymena Raises Risk of New U2 Song
jim Skinz
Bezos wedding guests furious at "no toilet breaks" rule
Sir Gary Oldman to star in The Dark Knighthood
JimmyDodger
Trump's X friend
Lockjaw
How's your holiday in Marbella shaping up?
mcdabble
Britain may still exist, says EU report
French police: 'why should we stop illegal migrants leaving France?'
If you can't end a war, start another one, says IDF
Iran promises to destroy Israel, as usual
Israel: 'Actually, we do have bunker-busting bombs, we just wanted to get US involved'
Loud trump and strange musk
New owners of Poundland to rename it 'Tennerland'
Russia accuses Europe of 'aggressive and unprovoked plans to defend itself'
Scotland still exists, says Government report
Trump considers lifting little finger to help Ukraine
Trump delivers threat from Putin
Trump demands Iran surrender but doesn't say to whom
Trump soon to complete 100 days of threatening to sanction Russia
Modelmaker
Dignitas to sue British government over loss of earnings
Farage supports assisted lying bill
It's impossible not to get better as Tory leader, Badenoch says
Netanyahu urges Musk to relocate Spacex to Tehran
Parliamentary select committee sits on defence
Rachel Reeves: The economy turned a corner. Unfortunately we don’t know where it went after that'
Reform UK would invest in coal-powered AI says Farage
White House chaos visible from space
MrQ
Government consider playing a back 5 to bolster defence
Man living life in the fast lane run-over
Microbiologist struggles to be seen or heard
philsmith
Trump Adds Penguins to No-Fly List
Trump Asked To Stop Calling National Guard ‘Stormtoopers’
ron caweleyoni
Giro de Italia winner to recieve his prize money cheque in a fortnight
rowly
Jeremy Vine displays "Missile-ometer" for Israeli/Iran War
Rachael Reeves: British Economy is a trial run for assisted suicide
Sir Lupus
Netanyahu says Iran was 45 mins away from making nukes
Reform renamed Hokey-Cokey Party
SteveB
Latest Microsoft operating system to bring back hanging
Traffic Police v Parking Wardens goes to fixed penalties
Titus
Critical report on water companies leaked
Iran policy - Trump proudly proclaims he does not know what he's doing
Record number of British competitors eligible for swift elimination from Wimbledon
Spending on smoke and mirrors to increase by 7.4% in real terms, says Reeves
Trump doubles tariff on arses, halves it on elbows, or neither, or both, then reverses it
tonymc
Ex Private school parents panic buy nit shampoo after court decision
Farage insists that he would pass a lie detector: he would walk right past it
Grooming gang just hairdressers on a stag night say police
Illegal immigrants taking food delivery jobs from British pensioners
Impartial BBC declares Reform real winners of by election
Israel insist 'we are only killing the naughty children'
Israel report no IDF casualties from Glastonbury chanting
Nuclear only for nice countries says Starmer
Old people that want to die sooner advised to vote Reform Uk
Queen loved playing Pull My Finger with the kids, claims Kate
Search for more Reform Party candidates leaves no stone unturned
Snap Poll taken in Farage's kitchen shows Reform ahead
Starmer still worried socialists may try and infiltrate Downing Street
Tories won't waste money on NHS or housing vows Badenoch
Trump to address the UN about dangers of trophy wives
UK to provide Israel with de- escalating bombs
Walter Eagle
'No, Elon. I am your father'
